walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
Sorry, sometimes I like to say stuff even when I gots nothing to actually contribute.
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My 3yo caught me eating his potty-training reward jelly beans by the handful. I told him it was okay because I used the potty. A lot.
You are the black sheep of the family when all you wanted was unconditional love.
You are a crazy Mom when all you wanted was to have your kids know they are far more wonderful than you could ever be.
You are a mess to be married to when all you wanted was someone to watch over you..
You destroy friendships and relationships when all you wanted was forgiveness.
You have so many pill bottles your purse sounds like maracas when all you wanted was peace of mind.
Your meds cause weight gain faster than most pregnancies when all you wanted was some self esteem.
You read this and wish for a manic episode since this post threw you into depths of a depressed phase!